What I won't miss:
- Ludicrous housing costs.
- Idiots who stop dead on 270 South in order to swerve across 3 lanes out of the locals. Hint: there is NO urgent reason to get out of the local lanes on 270 South.
- Traffic, traffic, traffic.
- Fire trucks driving past the house at all hours.
- My floor being someone else's ceiling (at least I hope I'll be able to not miss that).
- The neighbors' delinquent kid.
- The other neighbors' dog leaving piles of poop directly in front of my car door.
- Stupid Montgomery County alcohol laws that say you can't buy beer or wine in the same place you buy the rest of your groceries.
- Lori, the girl at Panera who never smiles.
- August.